can i ask you something? how many licks does it take to work the latches on your crate free? have you worked it down to a science? does it take a great deal of patience? i'm only asking because while you have an abnormally large pink tongue and you are down right swash-buckling in lubrecating drool, i would think it would take some dedication and commitment to wriggle those little sliding latches free. especially when i have to push my whole body weight against the door to get it all to line up, you know, since you so kindly molded the wire door to your barrel of a chest when you squeezed through the last time. and that's another thing. how exactly do you pry the door open to roughly the space of a loaf of bread and then squeeze through? nevermind. i don't think i really want to know. nor do i want to know about the dexterity of your floppy, sloppy tongue. just forget i asked. i wish i could.
love the wife of your beloved tony...
the scratcher of your belly...
the mother to the children you so enjoy sniffing from one end to the other...
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I would like to know too... hmm maybe a hidden spy cam? Might be kind of fun to watch! :) Crazy yet beautiful and fun dog.. Jake says "Do you think Tony would ever really not like her and want to give her away?" Me- "Uh no. Why?" Jake- "I would adopt her in a heartbeat." haha.. I am beginning to think he is a little obsessed with her.. but maybe he can become obsessed with one of her puppies some day ;)
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Im rolling on the floor, Margo is a hoot! Love to you all.
Monique
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