Friday, October 29, 2010

more on the shouldn'ts

warning...
may be tmi but i thought it was an important psa and i hope you don't indeed lmao because you might need it for sitting and such.

you shouldn't light a candle while you are *ahem* relieving yourself, no matter how cute the little girl batting her eyes is...you may just drop a flaming shard of match head on your lady parts.  really, you shouldn't. 

you shouldn't try to draw a stick figure puppy dog no matter how much you think it will help your students understand hypertonic solutions without testing it out on a person who can think like a 15 year old boy...all it will help them remember is that their teacher drew something that looked really, really phallic.  you really, really shouldn't.

3 comments:

Anaface said...

were you trying to light methane and maybe burnt your unmentionables?

Bella Mente said...

haha omg! this made my night!

Mimi said...

no face, i was not trying to light anything but the match.
nadia wanted to light a halloween candle. since i was a captive audience, i agreed to help. big mistake.

lexi- glad i made you smile:)