She chewed up my iphone.
She ate the base moulding on the stairs.
She barfed in our bedroom at 2:00am. twice.
She chases the great Sparkalicious-ding-dong.
She goes ballistic at the sound of a horse, even on tv.
She ate the so called indestructible kong.
Her landmines would rival any miniature horse.
Don't even get me started on her gas. Let's just say fido can clear a room.
She ate the couch. The new couch, not the broken in, kid mauled couch.
She licks the outside cat. incessantly.
She squeezes her 80 lb body under our bed at odd hours of the day and night.
She is not even mine!