the stompin-est stomping grounds...

there were the biggest bulls...

the nicest animal stalls...

the yummiest elephant ear ...

the cleanest bathrooms ever at a fairgrounds...

the vogue-iest vogue poses...

the chicken-iest chickens...the quaintest displays of homemade treasures...the most handsomest husband...the smallest crowds...

the squirrel-iest kids...

the Columbia Counti-est of Fairs...the chattiest of announcers...

the home-iest of grandstands...

in the random-est, mismatching-est of orders.