Aidan has an armpit hair that he has named Gordon. It is mearly the peachiest of peach fuzz. It went something like this...
Aidan: Dad, meet Gordon.
Tony: (head shaking in utter disbelief with a smile of weirdness-comradery) Go show your mother.
And this is how I came to know Gordon. Welcome Gordon. I hope you enjoy your stay in Aidan's smooth, pale armpit and learn to love the loony bin that we call home.