Here is a quick one because I really should be working on my national boards...
Picture a sick Aidan with Tony at the kids' school on Friday. Tony, the super-fantabulous father and PTO member that he is, is counting laps for a contest.
Aidan announces within earshot of a couple PTO moms, "Dad, I know what a honkey is".
Tony, giving him a death-stare and scanning the moms to see who is judging says, "Aidan, that is not an appropriate word. It is very derogatory. Do not ever say that again."
Aidan waits and quietly says, "hey Dad, it means a horse and a donkey"
Way to go mom for introducing the interbreeding of species like tigers and lions, horse and donkeys.
Smooth, real smooth.
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- Melanie
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3 comments:
That made me laugh out loud! Good job Aidan. At least I know his mom's a biology teacher!
Now where is the tribute photo montage to Alice the attack cat! You really need to do it and a photo essay of the damage.
Get it done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is hilarious! Way to go Aidan. Way to stay cool, Tony!
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